|Main blog:||Nutrigrain Army|
|Birthday:||September 14th 1917|
|Education:||High school, Some college|
|Body Size:||Ridiculously Large|
|Height:||5' 3" (160 cm)|
|Relationship Status:||Single - Involved|
|Sexual Preference:||Redneck Straight|
|Astrological Sign:||Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)|
|Your Home:||Live with another|
|Likes:||Potatoes, Michael Moore, Debbie's nipples.|
|Dislikes:||Menthol, IGA, angst, Blink 182, Cheryl.|
|Interests:||music, concerts, Maddox, surrealism, independant films, film making, the ocean, Johnny Depp, stage theatre|
|People/Heroes:||Maddox, Che Guevara, Michael Moore|
|Books:||Small Sacrafices, He Died With A Felafel In His Hand, Tomorrow When The War Began|
|Authors:||John Marsdon, Michael Moore, Beverly MacDonald, John Birmingham, Maddox, Tim Winton|
|Music Genres:||Rock, metal, aternative rock, a touch of emo, classical rock.. if it's any good|
|Bands/Artists:||The Butterfly Effect, Cog, AFI, Muse, Korn, Superheist, The Offspring, Avenged Sevenfold, Manson, Adema, The White Stripes, At The Drive In, Angeldust, Slipknot, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Audioslave, RATM, Metallica, Little Birdy, Led Zepplin, Portishead|
|Albums/CDs:||The New Normal - TBE - makes me wet my pants|
|TV Shows:||Scrubs, Harvey Birdman, Futurama, The Simpsons|
|Movies:||Pirates of the Carribean, Farenheit 9/11, Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Un Chein Endalou, Kill Bill 1 &2, Donnie Darko, Van Wilder|
|Actors:||Emile Hirsch, Johnny Depp|
|Quotes:||"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time!" "May a bathtub overflow upon your gardenias." "Make like siamese twins and split.. then one of you die." "Dear Roma, I'm a fat dyke."|
Fat bitches I know|
Amie's fat party, my camera died after this.
Fat people I know.
Fanny bandits, bahahaha
I got a new cat, and she's a BITCH.
Her name's Ninja and she's torn my right leg to shreds. I don't know why she specifically goes for the right one, but it looks nuts. We don't have permission to have her in our flat yet either, ah well. Work time! *dies*
Random Collage of my shit
My stuff; my cat's mum, my painting, my fridge, my bed, my shark, my picture of someone's shoes, my backyard, my poster, my feathers.
Please forgive me!
I'm sorry world, but I caved. I submitted to possibly the single most stupid trend every (after high wasted g-strings)... I bought skinny jeans. But please, before you judge me, understand that it's because they're the coolest shade of green on the planet. Observe:
That up there's my gynie, are you getting sweaty?