Sinister Ninja
General Information

Main blog:Battle Ready
Birthday:July 13th 1980
Education:High school, Some college, School of life
Service Attendance:More than once a week
Race/lineage:White / Caucasian
Location:United States, New York, Buffalo

Contact Information



Body Size:Athletic
Height:6' 0" (183 cm)
Hair Color:Light Brown
Hair Style:Military Cut
Facial Hair:Goatee
Skin Tone:Light
Best Feature:Chest
Clothing Pref.:Business - Casual
Undies:Briefs - Short Leg Boxer
Tattoo Info:blank canvas
Piercing Info:aim for something behind the target
More Details:available in your mom's diary (check the folded pages)

Personal Information

Relationship Status:Single - Never Married
Family Info:it is a complicated mystery that yields questions when you want answers
Sexual Preference:Just a little Gay
Astrological Sign:Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Existing as:Human
Smoking:Only pot
Your Home:Live with pets
Biography/About: I "get along" with your mom.
Likes:hockey, music, driving, fighting, more cowbell, reading, skateboarding, snapping pirate's necks, golf, some whores, your mom
Dislikes:liars, cowards, Creed, most whores, self
Interests:hockey, Canadian domination, snapping pirates' necks (HWAH!), finding people parked in two parking spots just enough so I can fit in one and make it impossible for them to get in their vehicle from the driver's side, your mom

Personal Favorites

People/Heroes:John Dillinger, Martin Luther King, John Levitow, Joe Frazier, Muhammed Ali, Attila the Hun, Alexander III, Martin Luther, Abraham Lincoln, Peter the Great, Jim Abbott, Lance Armstrong, Dr. Grigori Perelman, Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee, Popek Rak, Matt Cerda, Samuel Longhorn Clemens, Your Mom
Books:The End of America- Letters of Warning to a Young Patriot- Naomi Wolf, The Tao of Jeet Kun Do, - Bruce Lee, The Talisman, Black House, The Dark Tower Series, I-VII, - all seven by Stephen King, The Celestine Prophecies, The Tenth Insight, - both by James Redfield, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, - all five by Douglas Adams, The Sum Of All Fears, Patriot Games, Executive Orders, - all three by Tom Clancy, Illusions, - Richard Bach, the love letters from your mom
Authors:Naomi Wolf, Douglas Adams, Solender, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, James Redfield, Saladin, Bruce Lee, Robert Frost, your mom
Music Genres:it may sound cliche but I actually like music in each genre.
Bands/Artists:Lil' Wayne, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Wu-Tang Clan, Pearl Jam, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tech N9ne, Rage Against the Machine, OTEP, Jurassic 5, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Metallica, Redman, Keith Murray, Slipknot, Rakim, Beastie Boys, Bob Seger, The Beatles, Musiq, Stone Temple Pilots, Simon & Garfunkel, Pantera, The Tractors, your mom
Albums/CDs:Tha Carter III- Lil' Wayne, Doggystyle- Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Chronic- Dr. Dre, The Wall- Pink Floyd, Any Album by Pink Floyd, Three Dollar Bill Y'all, Limp Bizkit, Licensed to Ill- Beastie Boys, Ten- Pearl Jam, Vs.- Pearl Jam, Vitalogy- Pearl Jam, Futuresexx/Lovesounds- Justin Timberlake, Da Drought III- Lil' Wayne, Sevas Tra- OTEP, The Eminem Show- Eminem, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)- Wu-Tang Clan, El Nino- Def Squad, Metallica- Metallica, Slipknot- Slipknot, Screams of a Mother- Your mom
Songs:Battle Ready- OTEP, Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd, Sultans of Swing- Dire Straits, The New Style- Beastie Boys, Far Behind- Candlebox, Solitary Man- Neil Diamond, The Beast- Tech N9ne, Renegades- Eminem feat. Royce da 5'9", Fuck Wit Dre Day- Dr. Dre, Nothing But A G Thang- Dr. Dre, C.R.E.A.M.- Wu-Tang Clan, People of the Sun- Rage Against the Machine, Sound of Silence- Simon & Garfunkel, Enter Sandman- Metallica, Master of Puppets- Metallica, Words Are Weapons- D12, All Over Again- Justin Timberlake, Truce- The Dresden Dolls, Spit It Out- Slipknot, Duality- Slipknot, Vermillion Pt. 2- Slipknot, Turn the Page- Bob Seger, Love- Musiq, Yellow Ledbetter- Pearl Jam, Black- Pearl Jam, Summer Rain- Carl Thomas, Mack the Knife- Bobby Darin, Who Am I- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tha Shiznit- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg World- Snoop Doggy Dogg, This Time- John Legend, No Love- Eminem feat. Lil' Wayne, Oh Phillip- your mom
TV Shows:The Office, Seinfeld, Friends, Family Guy, The Daily Show, South Park, MonsterQuest, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, The X-Files, Important Things with Demetri Martin, Your Mom's Super Happy Fun Hour
Movies:Stranger Than Fiction, Hancock, The Truman Show, Super Troopers, Friday, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Being John Malkovich, Kiss of the Dragon, Strange Wilderness, The Kingdom, Hot Rod, Knocked Up, The Majestic, Transformers, Almost Famous, Sleepless in Seattle, Enter the Dragon, Cloak and Dagger, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, There Will Be Blood, Cloverfield, The Sixth Sense, What Dreams May Come, Dream a Little Dream, The Lake House, The Illusionist, Shawshank Redemption, Step Brothers, Role Models, Leaves of Grass, Get Him to the Greek, The Other Guys, Henry Poole is Here, Dinner For Schmucks, your mom's illicit sex tape
Actors:Ed Norton, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, John Malkovich, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, John Cusack, Brad Pitt, Tony Shalhoub, Norm McDonald, Dave Chappelle, Keanu Reeves, Dax Shepard, Bruce Willis, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan, Michael Cera, Christopher Walken, anyone who does a good Christopher Walken impression, your mom (though I assure you she isn't acting)
Games:Mind games, NHL 11, Splinter Cell (all), Soul Caliber 2, Assassin's Creed (all), Mass Effect, Chess, Tiger Woods 2008, Grand Theft Auto IV, NBA 2k11, Metal Gear Solid, Tecmo Bowl, Super Tecmo Bowl, Tony LaRusso Baseball '96, MLB 2k8, 'Copter Game, playing your mom like a two-bit dime store fiddle
Sports:Hockey, Basketball, Golf, Skateboarding, Soccer, Football, Baseball, Yourmomolympics
Colors:Blue, black, the color of the bruises on your mom's ass and throat
Pets/Animals:I keep your mom tied to a truck axle in Michael Vick's back yard
Cars/Motorcyles:1995 Pontiac Firebird, I ride your mom to work sometimes
Season:Fall, the season of your mother's discontent
Food:DiSalvo's Pizza, Chipotle, crackhead, Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, Marie Callender's pot pies, beef barley soup, Smart Ones Artisan Creations flatbread sandwiches, Lean Pockets Grilled Chicken and Jalapeno Cheddar Pretzel Bread, ahh ha you were expecting a "your mom" joke here weren't you? She IS a joke
Drink:Miller High Life, Sunkist, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Voltage, V-8, Jaegermeister, Jaeger Bombs, Loganberry, your mom's "juice"
Quotes:"Disce quasi semper victurus, vive quasi cras moriturus."-- Otep Shamaya, "Oh my dear Lord!"-- Your Mom
Position:Anything involving me choking you, The Kitchen Sink (go ahead and ask), anything with your mom
Comedians:Louis C.K.; Steven Wright; Jerry Seinfeld; Dave Chappelle; Jim Gaffigan; Demetri Martin; Mitch Hedberg; Sarah Silverman; Brian Regan; Lewis Black; Dane Cook; Mike Birbiglia; Chris Rock; Norm MacDonald; Eugene Mirman; Tommy Tiernan; Roy Wood Jr.; Stephen Lynch; Todd Barry; Andrew "Dice" Clay

Other Blogs I Author

Four Most Recent Entries

I Love You, Buddy.
Quote of the day: "He who would travel happily must travel light."- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Dear John, It's funny to start a letter like that; not just for the cliche implication but because I always think of the show Dear John starring Judd Hirsch. Somehow I think you'd appreciate that reference. I'm sorry I haven't written until now... to be perfectly honest, I feel guilty because I feel you deserve some big, wonderful post full of meaning and nostalgia, but I haven't been able to write things like that lately. I guess I'll just spit some stuff out. I think the strongest...
Oh Hey. Nothin'.
Quote of the day: "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."- Andy Warhol I think the main reason I've had such a difficult time getting myself back into writing and blogging is that I'm so different now. My mind works differently. I used to walk through the world with this kind of writer's filter describing every situation, constantly chronicling and documenting every thought, experience and emotion whether I was writing them down or not. I almost always had some sort of notebook within arm's reach, and when it came time to sit in front of a...
On the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Quote of the day: "..."- Everyone I'm sorry if this comes off as insensitive but... actually, I'm not sorry if it comes off as insensitive. You know why? Because it's not insensitive. Anyway, aside from the outrage that someone would have done such a thing, and aside from feelings of compassion and empathy for those killed, injured, or connected to those that were... How the fuck did this happen? Depending on how long you've known me or read this blog, you may know that I was a military policeman, and that during two armed conflicts, my responsibility was securing...
On Confidence, Personality, The Wall
Quote of the day: "If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me."- Ralph Waldo Emerson Confidence is a funny thing. I'm sure I've written about it before, but it seems like I've been through five lifetimes since this blog began and I honestly can't remember most of it anymore. There are various reasons for this I'm sure, some physical, some psychological, but there is something that I can no longer deny: I operate a little differently now. I've identified what I think is a main reason why, and that is that I had almost completely lost all confidence in myself. ...

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